Even More Great Sock Jokes

Here at Cute But Crazy Socks we are the funny sock experts — but we also specialize in sock humor!

Sock puns are our Achille's heel, because a well-placed joke can help us get us off on the right foot when helping our customers.

The best sock jokes have a setup, a punchline, and tickle you right down to your soles. Some people may consider them dad jokes, but we think anyone can pull them off, kind of like a pair of novelty socks!

Enjoy this latest edition of sock silliness for April Fools' Day, and leave us a comment with a sock joke of your own!

1. What do you call a 7-foot-tall sock that can dunk a basketball?

Sockille O’Neal

2. What is it called when you put on a pair of socks filled with applesauce?

Fruit by the foot

3. Why did the ankle socks get fired from their job?

They were no-shows.

4. How does Snoop Dogg Wear his socks?

As high as possible.

5. What do sock puppets eat?

Finger foods

6. What’s the difference between a sock and a camera?

A camera takes photos, but a sock takes five toes.

7. Someone told me my sock had a hole in it.

I yelled, “Darn it!”

8. How do you keep a sock on a wooden leg?

With a toe-nail.

9. Why can’t cows wear toe socks?

Because they lac-tose

10. What happens when you tell your socks a joke?

You turn them into laughing-socks.

For even more silly sock jokes, visit our first sock joke blog, 10 Best Sock Jokes or our Christmas edition with the Funniest Christmas Sock Jokes.